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[We open on our heroes just outside the theater, dreadfully confused. They’re checking their watches, Gio and Sherry are checking their Projectors, Peorth is checking her own just to make sure it’s not busted.]
Sherry: You’re sure?
Peorth: Naturellement. I certainly didn’t sense anything off.
Keiichi: No time-warping, space-bending…
Belldandy: I couldn’t detect anything, either. It would seem this fic is just this short.
Gio: Yecch! But this fic’s, like, eight years younger than the last one! How come this one could fit on a Post-It Note, too?
Peorth: I suppose it’s not a bad thing. I mean, short fanfics never really went out of style as the hobby evolved, and it’s probably better that a bad one remain short and sour than the opposite, non?
Gio: I guess. We better keep with the theme. Last time on Ah! The Archangel…
Peorth: We learned that Heaven is just a kitchen sink for all gods ever, and that Angels just do goddess jobs now. Also, Lind is just on guard duty for what we must have used before adopting the Gate system, and the Almighty is attempting to make Yggdrasil more energy-efficient by not turning on any of the interior lights.
Sherry: One of these Angels-turned-gods is Kyyteo, an Archangel, whatever that is in context, that has his Epitaph Eternal from back in the Freedom Unite days, lives in a room inside a giant donut and, oh yeah, is Belldandy’s adoptive sister, presumably after his spaceship crash-landed in Heaven some time after Krypton exploded.
Gio: We pick up with the fic after he falls off the giant Gate and…well, I hope he lands somewhere, ‘cuz otherwise this is gonna be one boring fic.
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( u shudnt come here )
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Gio: Yo, guys, uh…are we seein’ what I think we are?
Keiichi: Why, what do you think we’re seeing?
Gio: Is the fella they’re tryin’ to give badass powers…you?
[Everyone looks Keiichi up and down as if expecting him to suddenly sprout magic powers. Keiichi even gives himself a once-over]
All: Hmmmmm…
Sherry: You’re sure?
Peorth: Naturellement. I certainly didn’t sense anything off.
Keiichi: No time-warping, space-bending…
Belldandy: I couldn’t detect anything, either. It would seem this fic is just this short.
Gio: Yecch! But this fic’s, like, eight years younger than the last one! How come this one could fit on a Post-It Note, too?
Peorth: I suppose it’s not a bad thing. I mean, short fanfics never really went out of style as the hobby evolved, and it’s probably better that a bad one remain short and sour than the opposite, non?
Gio: I guess. We better keep with the theme. Last time on Ah! The Archangel…
Peorth: We learned that Heaven is just a kitchen sink for all gods ever, and that Angels just do goddess jobs now. Also, Lind is just on guard duty for what we must have used before adopting the Gate system, and the Almighty is attempting to make Yggdrasil more energy-efficient by not turning on any of the interior lights.
Sherry: One of these Angels-turned-gods is Kyyteo, an Archangel, whatever that is in context, that has his Epitaph Eternal from back in the Freedom Unite days, lives in a room inside a giant donut and, oh yeah, is Belldandy’s adoptive sister, presumably after his spaceship crash-landed in Heaven some time after Krypton exploded.
Gio: We pick up with the fic after he falls off the giant Gate and…well, I hope he lands somewhere, ‘cuz otherwise this is gonna be one boring fic.
***
( u shudnt come here )
***
Gio: Yo, guys, uh…are we seein’ what I think we are?
Keiichi: Why, what do you think we’re seeing?
Gio: Is the fella they’re tryin’ to give badass powers…you?
[Everyone looks Keiichi up and down as if expecting him to suddenly sprout magic powers. Keiichi even gives himself a once-over]
All: Hmmmmm…